Neesy is an unbelievable babe with over 800,000 followers on instagram. By some miracle she agreed to work with me--probably because I had worked with her friend. I had worked with Neesy once before this shoot (her original videos are now lost to time, but don't worry they kind of sucked anyways). And she agreed to come work for me again, under one condition: no slime.

As you can imagine, that's a pretty tough stipulation for Slimed Models. We kind of like slime. She was quite particular about her hair extensions--and was worried about cake batter getting in her hair. (For all you aspiring wam models out there--cake batter is fine--just avoid normal flour or pancake flour). But being the reasonable guy that I am, I promised to keep all the mess out of her hair, and try to come up with a solution that would be amenable to her. I asked her if we could do condiments and oats mixed together--specifically ketchup, mustard, barbecue sauce, chocolate syrup, and oatmeal mixed together. And to my surprise, she agreed!

In order to keep the mixture out her hair, I had Neesy lying on her back. And for the shoot we did POV style, with me dumping the slop on her slowly, starting down at her feet, and working our way up to her pretty face. Instantly as the slop started globbing out of the bucket and onto Neesy, you could see that she was thinking "oh god what have I gotten myself into?" The smell of all the condiments mixed together was putrid, and the look of them mixed with oats looked like... well, you can obviously see what it looked like. The camera pans up to Neesy's face, waiting for the dreaded slop to finally reach her face, the anticipation killing her. And then finally it does, the slop pouring generously out of the bucket and onto her beautiful face, completing her humiliation. "That is goddamn nasty," she says after the first slop is dropped on her face, and then "Ew, ew, ew" as she tries to wipe the slop away, but it keeps coming onto her face relentlessly. She whines asking if any has gotten into her precious hair, as the slop keeps coming down, making a yucky nasty mess out of a gorgeous model. Finally, when the slop stops pouring Neesy confesses that this was "much worse than the cake" and agrees that it's the "nastiest thing she's ever done" as I interview while she sits trying to wipe the slop away from her body.